Friday, November 26, 2004

A Gauge For Reason

I'm completely in a euphoric "Awwwww" mood now.

From a nil relationship person's point of view. I'm not sure whether it's just as good to be single or get hitched into the lovey-dovey realm.

Was rather tickled by Bridget Jones Diary II: The Age of Reason though.

Over the Air: Awwwwwwwwww

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

[Sung] Where have all the people gone?

According to Wikipedia, Singapore has only 4 JCs!

Hmm...some degree of accuracy there actually.

Over the Air: blinks

Monday, November 22, 2004

I want Twins!

Watched New York Minute, it's quite a nice show and erm...well truancy wasn't that big a deal during secondary school....but well...erm.. JC wise =P

The Olsen and Carlson twins are so cute!!
Ok, the temaze is taking effect now...so gotta head to bed now!

Hmmm...just realising that Music is to MTVs as Books is to Movies!

Nights pple!

Over the Air: I'm Just a Kid - Simple Plan

Sunday, November 21, 2004

The Labs are Closed!

It took me some time, but I managed to figure out the cryptic table and discern that the labs were not open today. Saved me a trip down to campus it did. Oh well...

Anywho, just finished watching probably the worst show ever made, Napolean Dynamite.

Just 20 minutes into the show, I felt like vomitting and kept wishing for the show to end or for all life on earth to disinigrate in one thermo-nuclear explosion(whicever comes first).

This however, might be the reason why people have actually paid to watch this, as written in it's IMDB entry was -

Due to the film's surprise success at festivals and at the major city box offices, Fox Searchlight is going to re-release the film with nationwide distribution and add a 5 minute epilogue at the end of the film. This epilogue, which was filmed after the initial theatrical run, apparently features a surprise "wedding scene". And cost about half of what the entire feature cost to make.


What was Fox thinking?! Watever possessed me to torture myself and not end the misery right there and then? Well, only because I had spent part of my 24 Gb quota bootlegging it and felt that I somehow had to give the film a chance continued to glue my eyes open in hope of receving an epiphany somehow or another.

Which is why, here I am now, in front of the computer, blasting away Rhapsodie Sur un theme de Paganini with the bass turned way way up. In a hope that his soothing melodies would unravel the strands and synapses of my brain that hold the memories of the horrible film. Oh yeah, and also, die neighbours, die!

Well actually I'm doing this only because while I was washing the dishes, I smiled inadvertently at this woman on one of the balconies of the hotel. The woman smiled back at me, and this totally indecorous flirtatious exchange continued the two, three times I looked up from the sink. The woman wasn't pretty, and she was in some sort of 60s era batik pajamas.

What I was thinking?! I blame it on the adverse effect one experiences after watching 82 mins of totally boring, inane out-of-this-world acting by hideous characters from the bottomless pits of hell kinda films.

They really should shoot the director or at least burn all copies of the film NOW.

On (literally) another note, Rachmaninov sounds so much better when you're blasting it with the bass turned all the way up!

Damnitz, a concert [A Night Of Rhapsody with the Sydney Symphony] that I'd love to goto and I have to be back in Singapore already!

Complete Symphonies & Orchestral Works
Radio Filharmonisch Orkest Holland
Edo de Waart
Exton OVCL-00156

Eh...supposedly this CD is only available from Japan?
HMV.co.jp - http://www.hmv.co.jp/product/detail.asp?sku=1838464
Octavia.co.jp - http://www.phileweb.com/shop/octavia/2004-07/ovcl-00156.html

Blasting Over the Air: Rhapsody on a Theme from Paganini - Rachmaninoff

Saturday, November 20, 2004

I've been Replaced

Yamaha Player Piano Goes Wireless: The Disklavier Mark IV



The Yamaha Disklavier Mark IV can play itself! Why bother going through all those costly piano lessons taught by anal "Made in China" fat teachers when you can just pop in a CD and get the piano to play itself....WIRELESSLY. Yep, from your laptop, PC or PDA. From your room, your kitchen or even your toilet.



Spook your parents or friends by making the piano play itself while they're watching some horror movie! (Hey I should patent the idea?)



Why Yamaha was thoughtful enough to include the japanese way of karaoke with the piano! Cut out a life-size picture of Tony Bennett, prop him up on the piano, and dance the romantic night away with your partner (I patent this too, Ok fine I won't but if you get laid, be sure to mention my name!) Just like the people featured above.

Making Kando together indeed....


[Excerpt] High Tech Player Piano Plays Along with Favorite CDs, or Leads the Family in
Karaoke – from Anywhere in the Home

Using Yamaha’s library of thousands of PianoSoft software titles, including the exclusive library of hundreds of Smart PianoSoft™ titles, the piano can play along with many audio CD titles from your favorite artists. Pop in the CD along with the corresponding Yamaha disk to hear the vocals and fully orchestrated accompaniment on the onboard sound system, while the piano part is played “live” in perfect synchronicity.

The Mark IV can control the entire system, wirelessly, from anyplace in the home, using one of two full color, touch-screen Wi-Fi controllers—a PDA-style pocket remote or a 10.4” touch-screen LCD tablet remote. Neither device needs to be in the same room as the instrument to activate all of the piano’s functions, control the onboard music library or even create custom play lists.

The piano integrates seamlessly with standard or whole house systems, enabling the piano’s outputs to be configured so that home speakers located near the piano produce only the backup orchestration, while speakers in another part of the house add a digital piano sound. Why limit your musical enjoyment to just one room in the house?

Turn any gathering into a karaoke party, with the lyrics displayed with customizable backgrounds on the tablet remote or to any standard TV set via the Mark IV’s video output. The Disklavier Mark IV’s karaoke function uses a built-in microphone input that lets users hear their voices complete with digital effects like reverberation and vocal harmony… your virtual backup singers!

Use Yamaha’s SmartKey Technology™ to play a tune even if you’ve never sat down at a keyboard before—the Disklavier cues you by moving the correct key, and then waits for you to strike it. The piano guides you through simple melodies while embellishing your performance with accompaniment that’s at your speed. Taking the experience a bit further, playing the piano for pleasure takes on a new dimension with Yamaha CueTIME™ software, which offers orchestrated arrangements that automatically follow the user’s pace. For privacy, courtesy or low-volume practice, the Disklavier includes a Quiet Mode that replaces the acoustic piano action with a digital piano sound users can hear through headphones.

The Disklavier Mark IV even has the ability to capture your videotaped piano performance and replay it with the piano playing and video image perfectly in sync on any TV or monitor.

In a step beyond previous models, the Mark IV Series features a high-capacity onboard hard drive that lets the user load thousands of song titles into the instrument for easy access.


Was quite sold on this UK Yamaha advert - http://www.yamaha-europe.com/forum_uk/uploads/ekb_tv_lo.mpeg

And then I went on to watch a product demonstration of my favourite percussion instrument, the marima! -
http://www.yamaha-europe.com/yamaha_europe/download/movies/01_product_demos/Marimba/Marimba_english_v1_0_300k.wmv

Over the Air: What's Going On - Marvin Gaye

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

A sign of Age

Back in my time, I was hacking away modifying lines after lines to get the optimum extended (that's EMS for you young'uns) on my computer for one and only one reason....



I used to sneer at the people carrying these



Dog included!

Saturday, November 06, 2004

When did hell freeze over?

Today's the last day of school, no more lectures, labs and tutorials.
No more cursing and swearing at the lousy security system where there's a 30 secs lag before you're BEEPED into the honours labs
No more speed walking up (yes UP!!) to school battling pesky flies and a returning stress fracture along the way.

The academic session (sans 3 exams, 2 assignments of course.....) ended with quite a good lecture, my pet subject this semester - COMP3511 Computer Graphics. We went through 3D graphics hardware today, Nvidia vs ATI, old school days of retro gaming with Alley Cat, Sierra's Leisure Suit Larry and Thexder.

He mentioned how archaic the olden days were with the little "turbo" button which actually was a "make-computer-slower-so-games-can-be-played" and how the turbo button "survived" for a few years even though it didn't do nuts anymore. How games last time were tied to the clock speed of the computer 8mhz for for the 8088 and the "turbo" 16mhz for your 80286.

It's a really interesting course which taught me the maths behind all the graphics stuff like textures, anti-aliasing, polygon rendering, lighting...etc that we just knew were there as things that "need to be" on the specs sheet but didn't actually know what they actually are....well at least not actually knowing the formula for calculating specular reflections on a scene.

How crazy it is now with graphics cards or GPU these days having a transisitor count larger than the CPU itself now. But it's necessary because in order to have a 8000+Megapixel count, all these algorithms need to be hard coded into the GPU itself.

Well, all I need to do now is mug, mug, mug and try to relearn secondary school A-maths stuff of solving simultanaenous equations and doing calculus stuff all over again.....bah!

Over the Air: Variations on 'Ah Vous Dirai-Je Maman' - Mozart

Friday, November 05, 2004

Most Horrendous Remake Award

Boy oh boy was it bad....things only got even worse when the feeling of dejavu leapt in. Hmm...where have I seen all these before? Souped up taxi, your nutsy fumbling ala Pink Panther detective and your typical french, pardonnez-moi "american" in this case, taxi driver from hell ?

Why Luc Besson's Taxi(1998) of course. It's like that when my computer graphics lecturer announced that he caught students plagrising on the recent assignment, he wasn't however shocked that they copied, but that they blatantly copied chunks of code without even attempting to cover their tracks by renaming variables or tweaking the algorithms at all.

Same situation here, Taxi(2004) is an obvious hollywood rehash of the still far far better original. The twist? All the characters gone thru the gender bender....
Together now people "Oooooh, how original!"

!=

Daniel Morales (played by Samy Naceri), is in this remake, Belle, a NYC taxi driver played by Queen Latifah. Though Queen Latifah certainly brings certain comedic credentials into the film, it is otherwise a mostly a been-there-done-that kinda thing.

Give this one a miss guys, I'm so happy mine's boot legged!

Over the Air: Going out of my Head - Little Anthony & the Imperials

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