Lemming's Insane Ranting

In yesterday's episde of "Housemates from Hell"...

• Found the BF sleeping on the sofa that's outside porch when I got home. Obviously, the couple have had another fight...
  
• Walked in to find that the bathtub had food in it, as if somebody had used it as a sink and left the food bits... Why? Because the sink outside is choked full with unwashed dishes maybe?
  
• Decided to use the other bathroom instead, only to find that the light/exhaust fixture had fallen out and was hanging by it's wire like a scene of some horro movie where the victim walks into a room with a swinging lightbulb casting shadows everywhere. The thing had puked it's skin and guts all over the floor. When I remarked to BF whom came in later to be careful of the glass, he retorted that it's probably plastic. Ahuh... being the nice amazing caring person I am, I swept up the bits of GLASS and dead insects so that people wouldn't cut their feet open stumbling into the bathroom later the next morning.
  
• BF's moved onto the sofa in the living room, turned on the telly for company as he coughed himself to to sleep

On a brighter note, ABC surprised me with supper yesterday night, which... was actually my dinner, but then that's just semantics. Had a great nice chat about growing up, the aussie education system and "Vegemaths". The endorphins that must have been swimming around my brain last night from all the hilarity! Always good to have a brief reprieve from the drugery of my thesis...